• person: but that ship doesn't make sense because that character already likes someone else..
  • me: shhh do you hear that?
  • me: it's the winds of me not giving a fuck
  • me: (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。・゜*✧
  • Vidic: Hey i just met you
  • Desmond:
  • Vidic: and this is crazy
  • Desmond:
  • Vidic: but i watch you sleeping
  • Desmond:
  • Vidic: So get into the animus Mr. Miles

goretrait:

can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly

borgiabutts:

we also had to analyze african jesus

i wrote down on my paper, “i like this jesus because he’s hot” and my teacher said “i agree with you”

andyandhismom:

andrewsgayboner4jessescurlyhair:

congrats to zach braff and donald faison for having literally the perfect friendship 

Perfect
andyandhismom:

andrewsgayboner4jessescurlyhair:

congrats to zach braff and donald faison for having literally the perfect friendship 

Perfect

andyandhismom:

andrewsgayboner4jessescurlyhair:

congrats to zach braff and donald faison for having literally the perfect friendship 

Perfect

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my-mewling-quim:

That smile and that tongue and…

(Source: nyiro)

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